The world\'s best mass llama-slaughter roguelike-lite-ish couch co-op top-down twin-stick shooter!\r\n\r\nVALA is a frantic top-down shooter where you remotely pilot an endless supply of mechs from your ocean carrier offshore of the apocalypse, fighting through the llama hordes to take down The Llamanati.\r\n\r\nFeatures:\r\n- Xbox Play Anywhere\r\n- 1 to 4 player local couch-co-op\r\n- A massive, changing city to explore\r\n- Every playthrough is unique\r\n- Campaign and endless modes\r\n- Full controller and keyboard/mouse (on PC) support\r\n- Drop in/drop out gameplay\r\n- Dozens of weapons to unlock\r\n- A plethora of perks to unlock\r\n- Persistent unlocks\r\n- Hundreds of bad puns, narrated for your pleasure, with a slider to turn them off\r\n- A fancy switch to turn off blood & gore\r\n\r\nHow the game works:\r\n- Start each playthrough with a stock mech and guns - pray that Llamazon blesses you!\r\n- Weapons and perks that you\'ve unlocked can get dropped in by Llamazon drones\r\n- There are no "health packs" - do you think this is some sort of game?!\r\n\r\nRave Reviews:\r\n"How do you sleep at night?" - my Grandmother