A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.\n\n\nPriest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor.\n\n\nDivine arms at your disposal\n\nUse your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You\u2019ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell\u2019s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.\n\n\nRenovate the church\n\nThe church is in shambles. It\u2019s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.\n\n\nDeliver the villagers from damnation\n\nShatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it\u2019s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.