Dear Potential servant of chaos,\r\n\r\nBeing evil isn’t always easy… But boy is it so much more fun than being a good guy!\r\n\r\nHaving someone witty like you on my team could be useful during these not so dark times. \r\n\r\nLet me elaborate. Everything in Darkestville was fine and dandy: I was tormenting the town people, the town people were being tormented… It was a fair deal! Who could complain? Not me, that’s for sure!\r\n\r\n…until that moron, Dan Teapot, hired a group of professional demon hunters to banish me! Can you believe it? I don’t even know why he has a grudge against me. Maybe I burnt his house a couple of times, but I only did it because it was hilarious! \r\n\r\nAnyway.\r\nHelp me in this adventure to best my foes and let’s make evil reign Darkestville once more! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!\r\n\r\nAlso by purchasing this game you are helping a noble cause, part of the money we receive will be used to enslave mankind… I mean… to clean the seas from pollution, create a sanctuary for the only Endangered Invisible Flamingo on this planet and other kind of noble sounding lies.\r\n\r\nSincerely Evil,\r\nCid\r\nThe Demon of Darkestville.